When I was growing up, there were always two girls who would hardcore flirt with me, Laziness and Introversion. They were definitely cute, but lots of girls were cute. What I liked about them was that they came up to me. Introversion was a girl I’d seen around since preschool, and we always seemed to have the same classes. It was rare to be in school without her. Laziness played the background for a while, but sauntered up to me as life started getting more complicated. She promised she was there to keep things simple, which was what Introversion also said, despite her bringing an unpleasant but easy-to-fuck girl, Fear, along on our romantic excursions.
I was inexperienced and didn’t know if I could handle two girls, or if they would even go for it, but me, Laziness, and Introversion all seemed to click. By the time high school came around, we were regularly fucking like wild animals. Most of the other guys in my high school seemed to have their eyes on Involvement, but I thought she was too hot for me. Way out of my league, and she seemed to change guys when she was with them.
Believe it or not, there was another girl, very sweet, who seemed to have her eyes on me. Her name was Ambition, and though I found her pretty intimidating, she was nowhere near as scary as the uber-popular Involvement. Occasionally I would go and flirt with her. It felt weird to be without my normal girls, but I got the sense Ambition and I could go somewhere. Jealous to a fault though, when Laziness and Introversion saw me talking to ambition, they went crazy, and would proceed to make all my sexual fantasies come true day after day to keep their man from straying.
Around the end of high school, a couple of buddies of mine tried to set me up with another girl. They said my off-beat personality was just what this girl Marijuana was looking for. She was a slut, and was just starting to fuck with some of my friends. My first date with her was not that great, but definitely intriguing. I decided to show her to the girls.
I’ve never in my life seen them react like that. Their vaginas went off like fire hoses, and they were ready to go. The first time the four of us, Introversion, Laziness, Marijuana and me all got alone in a room together, sparks flew. I’d never had sex like that before in my life, and the three of them, admittedly incredibly hot together, told me to cancel all my plans, that it was just going to be the four of us from now on.
In the meantime, I couldn’t stop thinking about Ambition. She was different, and I was surprised that we did seem to click on some levels. Eventually, I got the courage to ask her out, going to New York with her and actually attempting to do stand-up comedy. It had always been an interest that Fear mocked me for (what was I doing telling her my feelings anyway?), but Ambition told me to try it. I loved it, but the girls were, of course, insanely jealous. I stopped eventually when they called in Fear to berate me at our sex sessions. I got the feeling that Fear was a bitch to lot of people.
So I laid around with the five of us all fucking like crazy. No matter how much you think you get action, you’ve seen anything like the sessions me, Introversion, Laziness, Marijuana and Fear had day after day. Ridiculous orgies! Tiring though.
Eventually, it was too repetitive and I asked Ambition if she wanted to go to California. It should have been a big deal, but it didn’t even seem hard to ask. She was delighted and agreed to go.
California was great. Ambition was a loving girlfriend, a new experience after all that jealousy, and she encouraged me to actually write a novel. I had my own apartment and a job at Jons Marketplace, where I was surprised to see one of my old girls, Marijuana, fucking everybody. So yes, I fell right back into things with her, but, to my complete surprise, she had brought along Involvement, the girl who had scared me so much in high school, and we actually clicked this time. After I started fucking Involvement regularly, she introduced me to her friend, a girl I’d never met before, Cockiness. A wild girl who would’ve normally scared me, we actually got along great for this period. She even offered to hook me up with her friend, Casual Sex, but that girl, even after being with Cockiness, was still way too much for me. She was like Involvement on speed!
But those Jons orgies seem far away these days. Ambition flirts with me a lot, but seems to be more interested in other guys. When I see her with them, I can’t lie, it hurts. I liked being with her. Things were different. Maybe a little scary, but good. My old foursome came back, and boom, here I was on a different coast fucking the living shit out of the whole goddamn gang again: Laziness, Introversion, Marijuana and me all back together and always locked up in the apartment.
I feel like a married man. They’re way too clingy. But when you click you click. It’s hard to leave the girls you’ve become so comfortable with. I began looking for a way to change things, to possibly leave them, but they always called in Fear to be a bitch to me again when I thought about leaving them.
Nowadays, I flirt with Ambition in a way too obvious and needy way. I’m sure it’s a turn off to her. I don’t know how to get my three girls, or should I say wives, to loosen the leash. There is a new girl on the scene that I remember from years ago who has kind of caught my eye. Her name is Sobriety.
I feel like she might be the type of girl who would stand up to my exes if I was with her, but she scares the living shit out of me. I don’t know if I even have the strength to throw a pick-up line at her.
So for now, I keep sticking my tired and chafed penis into my harem of possessive women, fucking night after night into oblivion. As I leave the bedroom for the day, I tell them I might not be back that night.
They laugh their heads and off and say, ‘See you later’ in sexy, condescending tones.